Late on Thursday night, a bunch of cable thieves were caught trying to steal signal cable from the Woodstock train station. They were caught, but on Friday, the Cape Peninsula Metrorail network was thrown completely out of order. My story.

Like every other night last night, I set my alarm for 4:30, made sure Silent Mode was off, left my phone on the other side of the room, then fell asleep. I woke up at 6:15 this morning with my phone in hand, Silent Mode engaged, and with no recollection of what had happened. This [...]